Quick Question

"RyanFrew" (ryanfrew) 07/18/2016 at 14:14 • Filed to: Shitpost

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Would a Cafe racer make a good first bike, or would it be horrible? Why? Why not?

Nerd-Vol > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 14:19

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A sport bike is a much better choice. Definitely not terrible.

1000cc is preferable for the novice.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 14:19

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I don’t know, but have you seen this Koenigsegg driver race his own clone?

Raymundo > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 14:20

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I’m more interested in honest Viper Craigslist ads.

ttyymmnn > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 14:20

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I have no idea. Maybe somebody will write an article about this some time. I hear the SR-71 is pretty fast, too.

Spridget > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 14:21

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I don’t know; all of my transportation stories are tales from the Blackbird, and the only car I’ve ever owned is a Dodge Viper which I’m selling on Craigslist.

RallyWrench > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 14:26

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Let us consult the oracle:

Justin Hughes > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 14:31

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I hear farting in nature is cool.

bob and john > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 14:33

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wise guy

Jcarr > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 14:33

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Dude, I heard this story one time about a dude that got a tattoo of an alternator thinking it was a turbo. Anyone else hear that one?

TheHondaBro > bob and john 07/18/2016 at 14:45

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But does a Cafe make a terrible first Racer?

bob and john > TheHondaBro 07/18/2016 at 14:47

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I mean, you can try....

Ash78, voting early and often > ttyymmnn 07/18/2016 at 15:06

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I think you mean SR20, but nice try.

nermal > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 15:13

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No, it would be terrible. Because it is not a stretched Hayabusa, which is ideal.

DUH!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro 07/18/2016 at 15:21

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Does a first bike make a terrible cafe racer?

The Compromiser > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 17:50

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What really gets me about the image; wearing ray bans with a perfectly good set of goggles right there! They are RIGHT FUCKING THERE! Take your hipster wayfarer glasses off and put on the damn goggles!

The goggles, they do nothing!

RyanFrew > The Compromiser 07/18/2016 at 17:56

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Damn. I had never paid attention to that before. It is now destined to bother me forever on the side pane.

The Compromiser > RyanFrew 07/18/2016 at 18:29

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If I just permanently torment one person’s soul for eternity, it’s been a good day.

Tapas > RyanFrew 07/19/2016 at 05:31

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Wait....I thought brown station wagon diesel Miatas were always the answer.